Whatsername.

May 09
tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring 
She calls erections “Man Tents” 
Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic

There are ninjas

Every single male has a cock ring 

She calls erections “Man Tents” 

Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

May 09
tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring 
She calls erections “Man Tents” 
Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

tavrosbeyoncenitram:

I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic

There are ninjas

Every single male has a cock ring 

She calls erections “Man Tents” 

Its been almost an hour 

Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens 

May 09

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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May 09

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

May 08

pnlx:

audreyii-fic:

Robert Downey Jr. so perfectly portrayed spiraling anxiety that I had to take a klonopin after seeing this movie.

I know a few people who had to leave. 10/10, A+ acting.

May 08
May 08
hesmybrother-hesadopted:

cityblue30:

no

That is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

cityblue30:

no

That is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

May 08

antipahtico:

P is for Pizza ~ Kimiaki Yaegashi

May 08
May 08
theneverbird:

bodhakara:

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

Relevant.

theneverbird:

bodhakara:

You pierce my soul.
I am half agony, half hope.

Relevant.