I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
I’m in a bookstore sipping on Apple Cider when the woman behind me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing her X-rated 50 Shades Fanfic
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents”
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by the Cullens
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
pnlx:
Robert Downey Jr. so perfectly portrayed spiraling anxiety that I had to take a klonopin after seeing this movie.
I know a few people who had to leave. 10/10, A+ acting.
