June 2012
It’s 4am and I’m still awake sitting here listening to my DVD player hum while it sits on the menu and reading about different ways to lose weight, whether it be exercise or diet. I’m tired of this shit.
May 2012
CBS interrupted Adam Levine on Ellen to tell me that John Edwards cheating and using donators money to cover it up means nothing.
Our justice system RULES!
leck-seee:
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
i spat out my cereal lmfao omg
My documentary shoot and Art Crawl are in a week. I am so freaking excited and nervous!!! I feel so unprepared, even though I know that I’m not.
everyonedies:
releasethemurderbirds:
releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
GOLD
This is the worst outing I have ever been on. Chinese is expensive as fuck. I didn’t get anything I want. And I’m tired of feeling guilty about spending money.
FUN FACT
sexdrugsandpokemon:
agayofgays:
genuinelycornflakes:
angrybagel:
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
thebloodybaron:
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
mydemisee:
I just want someone to be cute with.
I started reading The Picture of Dorian Gray. I barely made it past the first chapter without sobbing. It’s so romantic! Never has anything ever made me love and despise life at the same time.
I’m fucking pissed. My movies keep going missing, and I have no idea who’s taking them.
Just realized it’s almost okay for me to have thirty year old friends. FML
I can’t believe that I’m going to be 23 this year…
