August 2011
Just chillin in McDonalds. Have been for the past 40 minutes trying to pass the time by eating a Fruit & Yogurt Parfait. The fucking school doesn’t open for another twenty. Then I have to wait an hour for my class to start.
Lemme give you a run down of how my day has been/will go.
4:15am - Wake up. 4:30am - Crawl out of bed and get ready. 5:00am - Leave house. 5:45am - Drop Mom...
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Fact:The color of a guy's lip is the same color of...
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urchickshouse:
This is most likely not true, but let’s pretend it is for fun.
There is like…no color to that penis.
Mom: "You don't like the women anymore?"
Me: *scoffs*
Brother: "Not unless they're gonna give me some kind of sexual experience for free."
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Facebook is now advertising Tumblr.
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fudgeyou-:
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“I nearly asked her to marry me on our first date. It was like a hit of acid, a...”
– Russell Brand on Katy Perry (via caughtinsuspension)
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I'm hoping to get a mouse for my Macbook soon....
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